ADULT: INCOME KNOWLEDGE AND POWER ACCORDING TO DILBERT

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Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers, programmers, and scientists can never earn as much money as managers, executives and salespeople.
This theorem can now be supported by a simple mathematical equation based on the following:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
WORK
覧覧 = POWER
TIME
Since Knowledge = Power,
and Time = Money, we have...
WORK
覧覧 = KNOWLEDGE
MONEY
Solving for Money, we get...
WORK
覧覧 = MONEY
KNOWLEDGE
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity...
regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know...
the More you Make.
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