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- The concept here is DATA WAREHOUSE / QUASI E-ZINE.
- There is no commercial or sales activity on this website what-so-ever. I operate it with no profit motive, in fact it costs me time and money to keep it available and up-to-date.
- The purpose is to present a wide range of information which is MOSTLY relevant to life through incidental learning therefore NOWHERE exists within the general class of information known as "IMPORTANT IF TRUE"...
- This site is intended for mature ADULTS ONLY and is not suitable or designed for use by those under eighteen years of age or with an IQ so damn low it prevents them from knowing the difference between truth and satire.
- I am AMAZED at how lame the surfing population tends to be. Where are those inquiring minds? While I expected that many would disagree with parts of my site I'm most shocked that so few don't even bother to LOOK AROUND this thing! Even all the pics of the nude people don't seem to help that much ;)
- My philosophy is free and open exploration: the illustration and illumination of the mechanisms and forces physical, political, historic, evolutionary and unknown, which delineate existence.
- About five percent of the site is what might be termed adult content, the ten adult content pages receive almost 120 visitors for every one visitor looking for non-sexual information, images or sounds. Most sex-zone surfers are looking for very a specific act, image or event. (Which shouldn't surprize anyone with even a basic understanding of human sexuality... )
You should see the referrer logs for an interesting "snap-shot" of humanity. I have links to many of the more asked for topics since the NOWHERE service team is pleased to aim (folks in the right direction). The most thoughtful webpage around here gets about one 1/500 of the traffic of the most mindless webpage. That also shouldn't really surprize anyone predicated on the business model which has been used to run this planet: put fourth-rate minds to work on all the first-rate problems. The overall theme is human interest, information and humor. There is a "ring" of medical and health information which you can travel by clicking on the Grow-a-brain image shown here on the right and in the upper corner of each health related webpage. For laughs with an edge there's the humorwhere hub page to explore.
- Images and art work are NOT pornographic even if they do tend to look like they might be they are artistic or educational and instuctive.
- Many do have erotic and/or sexual themes.
- One reviewer has likened the use of nudity to that found in "National Geographic" or was that Universal Pornographic, well six of one...
- Various sections do contain significant adult content in the articles, the images and yes, even in the sound clips.
- This site is on WWW reading lists for numerous colleges and universities including courses such as Biological Aspects of Human Sexuality, The Biological Determinants of Sexuality and Sexual Behavior in Humans and Other Animals; The Evolution of Sex, Organising Human Societies, Mating Systems, and a whole lot of other kinky academia plus, several history courses including The Internet History of World War. The history of the Cold War and some Canadian-US history courses.
- This site has also won some recognition including being featured on AT & T WorldNet and awards which include the "juried" Best Human Interest Site on the WWW award in the Educational and Scientific category. This site has been reviewed AND recommended by Art on the Web, and is reviewed and listed in "BETTER SITES" section of Jane's Guide to Erotica / Writing.
- Adult content is intended in an educational, entertainment or informational context, if you seek only "hardcore" smut, you should search ELSEwhere lord knows there's lot's on the web!
- If you need some advice, try my ADVICEWHERE service, or maybe all you need is a good EXCUSE!
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