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ONE DAY, IN 1995 ON THIS VERY SITE NOTHING HAPPENED!
Hard to believe it but Voted Best Human Interest Site on WWW in 1996So in your face clutter and noise critics!!!
Still 200 pages of N O W H E R E
A serio-comic traumedy of life in the
...!- Would you like to check the FAQs...?
- The awesome power of the INTERNET: NETWHERE.
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- Take a (more or less) daily look: DAYWHERE.
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- Or try SHRINKWHERE 'LITE'.
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- Y1.5K: The way it was: back in thee olde goode ole days???
- Y2K: OJ, Fergie, Hiss & the ghost of Kurt Cobain save us?
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- Check the meaning of life… JOYWHERE Are you happy?
- Learn some lesser known US — Canadian HISTORY.
- The REAL uncensored photos from MARS! nudge nudge…
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- The long and twisted road here: EGOWHERE
(Required Website: boring bio) - Check APPENDIX "A" for the proper employee response.
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- A page that's useless: POINTLESSwhere?
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- Have a piece of Millennium Pie!
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- Use ADVICEWHERE for helpful hints on ANYTHING.
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- Classic — when government publications were useful.
- The fantastic LINDA EVANGELISTA shrine page.
- The modern world's first true SUPERSTAR: MARY.
- Page of 1000 nudes!
- A practical guide to affective writing.
- At long last: the SAD truth comes out!
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- A MODEST PROPOSAL to deal with unemployment here.
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- How sweet it is? The downside of ASPARTAME.
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- How about some help with MOTIVATIONAL thinking.
- The famous VOYEURISTIC MIRRORBALL!
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- Or Sounds and Images without sense — the media;
a fast & meaningless view! - Princess DIe… & HUMAN SINGULARITIES.
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- Check out Niagara or look out from Foley Mountain.
- You can get anything on the web — even a horrible death!
- Missed it by THAT much! How the COLD WAR almost ended.
- Some USEFUL JAVA functions for everyday!
- LOTTOWHERE The numbers game: get lottery odds.
- My site disclaimer and TERMS OF USE.
- CLICKWHERE I did warn you! (REALLY)
- The pseudo-random poetry door.
- Have your people talk to my people... at MEETINGWHERE.
- FIGHT BACK! Learn LLAP GOCH.
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- REJECTWHERE for saying GOODBYE!
- Please sign my GUESTBOOK — comment anonymously!
- View the N O W H E R E guest book TOP to BOTTOM.
- Take a walk out to the CROSSROADS of NOWHERE.
- NUMBER FIVE the magic number!
- Oh, just one last question…
- And one last thought…
- THE END…
- So — why not tell your friend
Plus these "off-site" features: 
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- Get ANIMATED OBJECTS…(GIFS)
- Get REFERENCES…
- Get HEALTHY…
- Get MEDICAL…
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- Get LOVE CHECKED.
- What's in a name?
(Required Website: boring bio)
a fast & meaningless view!
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