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APPENDIX "A"
| B R A I N T H I N K S | M O U T H S A Y S |
|---|---|
| WHAT AN IDIOT!!!! | Thank you. We're all refreshed AND challenged by your unique point of view. |
| NO FUCKING WAY! | I'M NOT CERTAIN THAT'S FEASIBLE. |
| YO: PINHEAD! | HI! HOW ARE YOU? |
| YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME! | REALLY? |
| TELL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK! | PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CHECK WITH... |
| ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK! | OF COURSE I'M CONCERNED... |
| IT'S NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM! | I WASN'T INVOLVED IN THAT PROJECT. |
| THIS JOB SUCKS ASS | PERHAPS WE SHOULD REVIEW THE DELIVERABLES |
| WHAT THE FUCK? | HOW INTERESTING! |
| FUCK IT!!! IT'LL NEVER WORK! | I AM NOT SURE I CAN IMPLEMENT THIS... |
| WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER! | I'LL TRY TO SCHEDULE THAT IMMEDIATELY. |
| WHEN THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO THAT! | PERHAPS I CAN WORK LATE. |
| WHO THE FUCK CARES! | ARE YOU SURE IT'S A PROBLEM? |
| HE'S GOT HIS HEAD UP HIS ASS! | HE'S NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE ACTUAL SPECIFICATIONS. |
| EAT SHIT! | YOU DON'T SAY? |
| EAT SHIT AND DIE! | EXCUSE ME? |
| EAT SHIT AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER! | EXCUSE ME -- SIR! |
| WHAT TO FUCK DO THEY WANT FROM ME? | THEY WEREN'T HAPPY? |
| KISS MY ASS! | SO YOU'D LIKE MY HELP WITH IT? |
| FUCK IT, I'M ON SALARY! | I'M A BIT OVERLOADED AT THE MOMENT. |
| SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! | PERHAPS YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. |
| THIS JOB SUCKS | I LOVE A CHALLENGE |
| WHO TO HELL DIED AND MADE YOU GOD? | WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TAKE CARE OF THIS? |
| BLOW ME! | I SEE |
| BLOW YOURSELF! | DO YOU SEE? |
| ANOTHER FUCKING MEETING! | YES, WE SHOULD DISCUSS THIS. |
| I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT! | I DON'T SEE THAT AS A PROBLEM. |
| FUCK YOU! | HOW NICE, HOW VERY NICE. |
