ADULT- Canada: A mostly desiccated Country...Living on the EDGE... of NOWHERE.Avro Arrow 1959 - CLICK FOR MORE INFO! & BACKGROUND PIC

Oh say can you see...
CANADA do it to the USA

A MOSTLY HARMLESS COUNTRY... strikes back!


in hockey of course!
FURGO AIR SLICER ROADPLANE



F-R-E-E
BEER?


After all, what are neighbours for? years without Civil War!

CANADA: Not a REAL country… it's BETTER?


Striving to once again become a Semi-important country…

where WINNING an Olympic GOLD METAL generally means ANOTHER national embarrassment.

A democracy ruled by the Party winning 38 percent of the votes…


North of 49…

Cricket? Anyone? Whatever that is...



AN APOLOGY


On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George W Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him or anything is it....

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defence I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we feel your pain.

I'm sorry we supported the United Nations position on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.


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