Q: What kind of car is that?
A: Its a Lotus
Q: Who makes Lotus?
A: Um Lotus, no Bugatti, wait a minute, I remember, its Proton.
Q: Oh, that makes it a Chevrolet then?
A: Right.
Q: How fast does it go?
A: 215 Kilometers per hour (which converts to 359,102.8 Furlongs per Fortnight for the US/UK folks still using antique units of measure)
Q: Where is the engine anyway?
A: Sorry but that is a secret which the British MI5 won't let us divulge.
Q: What is a manual choke?
A: It is a choke which you control yourself.
Q: What is a choke?
A: That's too hard for me. Ask my wife.
Q: Does this car go under water?
A: No. Lotus wanted too much for that option so I just settled for the concealed rear firing .50 calibre machine guns.
Q: Is it hard to drive with the steering wheel on the wrong side?
A: Not really although while I am thinking about gear selection with my left hand I am frequently embarassed by teenagers in their mom's automatic escort leaving me in their dust.
Q: I'll bet you really get the attention of the women in that car, right?
A: According to my wife (who has followed me home many times) the only real attention I get is from pre-pubescant males.
Q: Is that a real Lotus or just a kit car?
A: A real Lotus IS "just" a kit car!.
Q: How much does a car like that cost?
A: Before I answer that, how much do you think it should cost?
Q: Oh probably 50,000 Dollars?
A: Sold!