James Bond Commemorative Lotus Esprit Questionaire
The following questionaire is a slightly modified version of one supplied to me by Shannon Lee Mannion (the well known automotive writer based in Ottawa).
Thank you for purchasing a James Bond Commemorative Lotus Esprit. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt.
[_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other
First Name:.....................................................
Initial: ........
Last Name:......................................................
Password: .............................. (max 8 char)
Code Name: ......................................................
Latitude-Longitude-Depth: ........... ........... ...........
2. Which of our many fine James Bond Commemorative Lotus Esprits did you purchase?
[_] 007 base model
[_] self defence package (smoke screen, rear firing oil slick, chaff dispensers)
[_] "hit'em low package" (.50 cal machine gun and grenage launcher)
[_] "hit'em high package" (surface/sub-surface to air heat seaking missiles)
[_] submarine option (includes torpedo weapon suite and sonar)
[_] Classified.
3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day):
19....... /....... /.......
4. Serial Number:.................................................
5. Please check where this product was purchased:
[_] Received as gift / aid package
[_] Catalog showroom
[_] Independent arms broker
[_] Mail order
[_] Discount store
[_] Local Lotus dealer
[_] Government surplus
[_] Classified.
6. Please check how you became aware of the James Bond Commemorative Lotus Esprit you have just purchased:
[_] Heard loud noise, looked outside
[_] Store display
[_] Espionage
[_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[_] Was attacked by one
7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this James Bond Commemorative Lotus Esprit:
[_] Style / appearance
[_] Speed / maneuverability
[_] Price / value
[_] Comfort / convenience
[_] Kickback / bribe
[_] Recommended by salesperson
[_] Lotus reputation
[_] James Bond's reputation
[_] Advanced Weapons Systems
[_] Backroom politics
[_] Negative experience opposing one in combat
8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
[_] North America
[_] Iraq
[_] Central / South America
[_] Iraq
[_] Ferry Boat
[_] Iraq
[_] Europe
[_] Iraq
[_] Middle East (not Iraq)
[_] Iraq
[_] Africa
[_] Iraq
[_] Asia / Far East
[_] Iraq
[_] Misc. Third World countries
[_] Iraq
[_] Classified
[_] Iraq
9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:
[_] Color TV
[_] VCR
[_] ICBM
[_] Killer Satellite
[_] CD Player
[_] Air-to-Air Missiles
[_] Space Shuttle
[_] Home Computer
[_] Nuclear Weapon
10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply:)
[_] Communist / Socialist
[_] Terrorist
[_] Crazed
[_] Neutral
[_] Democratic
[_] Dictatorship
[_] Corrupt
[_] Primitive / Tribal
11. How did you pay for your James Bond Commemorative Lotus Esprit?
[_] Deficit spending
[_] Cash
[_] Suitcases of cocaine
[_] Oil revenues
[_] Personal check
[_] Credit card
[_] Ransom money
[_] Traveler's check
12. Your occupation:
[_] Homemaker
[_] Sales / marketing
[_] Revolutionary
[_] Clerical
[_] Mercenary
[_] Tyrant
[_] Middle management
[_] Eccentric billionaire
[_] Defense Minister / General
[_] Retired
[_] Student
13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:
[_] Golf
[_] Boating / sailing
[_] Sabotage
[_] Running / jogging
[_] Propaganda / disinformation
[_] Destabilization / overthrow
[_] Default on loans
[_] Gardening
[_] Crafts
[_] Black market / smuggling
[_] Collectibles / collections
[_] Watching sports on TV
[_] Wines
[_] Interrogation / torture
[_] Household pets
[_] Crushing rebellions
[_] Espionage / reconnaissance
[_] Fashion clothing
[_] Border disputes
[_] Mutually Assured Destruction
Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help Lotus serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia.
As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new main battle tank in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!
Comments or suggestions about our James Bond Commemorative Lotus Esprit? Please write to:
Lotus Cars Ltd.
Marketing Department
Sport Utility Vehicle Sales Section