| WOMAN SAYS | THE   REAL MESSAGE |
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| I think of you as a brother | You remind me of that inbred banjo geek in Deliverance |
| There's a slight difference in our ages | I don't want to do my DAD! | |
| I'm not attracted to you in that way | You're an ugly dork! |
| My life is too complicated right now | I don't want you spending the night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing |
| I've got a boyfriend | I prefer my male cat or 1/2 gallon of ice cream |
| I don't date men where I work | I wouldn't date you if you're in the same solar system! |
| It's not you, it's me | It's you |
| I'm concentrating on my career | Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you |
| I'm celibate | I've sworn off the likes of you I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire than fuck you |
| Let's be friends | I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with |
| M A N S A Y S | R E A L M E S S A G E |
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| I think of you as a sister | You're plain ugly |
| There's a slight difference in our ages | You're old and ugly | |
| I'm not attracted to you in that way | You are ugly |
| My life is too complicated right now | YOU ARE UGLY |
| I've got a girlfriend | You're dull and ugly |
| I don't date women where I work | You're so ugly |
| It's not you, it's me | it's just you're ugly| I'm concentrating on my career | You IS ugly girl | | I'm celibate | uggggggggggggGGGGGGGGGly | | Let's be friends | You're so damn ugly | |
